This guy keeps sending me weird Barack Obama birther messages and YouTube videos and I can’t help reading and clicking on them. I’m just so fascinated by it. Like whoa, as a part time tech blogger I have a huge stake in clearing up whether or not Barack Obama is a Muslim Indonesian or not. I’m a Buddhist Asian Canadian. If Barack Obama were a Muslim Indonesian, I’d probably identify with him more. Plus, the birther keeps writing the phrase “Wake Up America” before he starts in on his tirades. Because of it I think of Good Morning America and I imagine him as ABC weather anchor Sam Champion. And I think, “Sam Champion, you should be ashamed of yourself! How would strong Black lady anchor Robin Roberts feel?” But I suppose she’d chuckle smugly alongside George Stephanopoulos while Sam was forced to report from the snow in a Fargo hat.