Every few months, when Pat Robertson decides to say something so offensive that I am reminded he exists, I reminisce on his argument against the hate crimes bill. Last year Robertson argued that protecting GLBT people from hate crimes would force us to have to protect “weird guys” who like to “have sex with ducks”, oh and also pedophiles. And then it hit me - ducks represent all that is evil in society. As delivered through the gospel of YouTube, behold ye…

Exhibit A: In Bill O’Reilly’s argument to uphold Prop 8 and ban same sex marriage, he explains, “If the California Supreme Court had allowed the gays to get married, anybody could’ve got married. You could’ve married a duck.”

Exhibit B: In Kirk Cameron’s argument against evolution, Cameron reveals an artist’s rendering of a “crocoduck” to prove that “transitional life forms do not exist” and therefore, evolution does not exist. And finally…

Exhibit C: Materialism, greed and spats…