Oh Canada. Why is it that your lackluster public school system has allowed me to slip through the cracks with no knowledge of what is supposed to be your second language? I am trying my best to do you proud with my broken greetings and garbled French. InSeine in the membrane…I’m in Paris for the Le Web Conference with the Social Media Club House!

Flown in via 747 and delivered to the city of lights by a pilot named Dennis Leary, I arrived at approximately 8am this morning with only one phrase in my linguistic arsenal - “Où est le Metro?” Miraculously I’ve managed to find the apartment, purchase several types of terrine and buy a bottle of wine that is meant to go well with Provencal cooking. So far our time has been full of activities and there’s more to come in the upcoming days leading to Le Web. Here’s our rough schedule. For pics, check out Robert Scoble’s Flickr feed

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