I am currently in a sketch comedy writing group and while my friends seem to find me amusing I am the least funny person in my class for several reasons:

1. I don’t own a television set and what I find hilarious is often viewed as horrifying. When it’s not horrifying, it’s puzzling and best accompanied by links for context.

2. I can’t do physical comedy and my acting abilities range from lying to customs agents to smiling in conference photographs.

3. Deep down I know that my strength is in fart jokes, but I’m just not ready to pigeonhole myself.

4. Being awkward is my bit. If everyone laughed I’d get paranoid and start crying.